Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I quoted the Forrest Gump under a street light and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and our friendship is ruined. Love always, Eleanor 1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes 2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quot...